Scene: Sunday morning, my husband and I standing on the front porch each holding a cup of hot coffee in our hands.
Behold (imagine the sun breaking through the clouds and the angels suddenly bursting forth in chorus, Hallelujah! Hallelujah!):
Husband: I knew that it would happen one day. I just didn’t realize how much I would enjoy it.
Me: Now if I could just get them to fan me and feed me bon-bons like grapes…
