Scene: Me, serving homecooked food that I slaved over the stove for hours preparing.  (Okay, maybe hours is a stretch.  How about for what felt like hours?) 

5 yr old daughter: Why does it LOOK like that?

4 yr old son: And why does it TASTE like that?

Me: Because it is DELICIOUS??

They both look at each other and then at me.  And very seriously say:

4 yr old: That’s weird.  It doesn’t SEEM delicious to me.

5 yr old: Me either.